What happens when a perfectly sensible woman agrees to play corporate softball?
Bad decisions, questionable athletic ability, and one very determined trip around the bases. Take Me Out of the Ball Game is a quick, funny read about what happens when enthusiasm gets considerably ahead of talent.
When “practical” takes an unexpected turn...
It started with a truck.
A big, black, decidedly manly truck.
So how did it end up sporting a Florida license plate covered in pink and yellow flowers and butterflies?
Pickup Trucks and Butterflies is a quick, illustrated tale of marriage, family life, male logic, female communication, and what can happen when one perfectly reasonable decision leads to another.
Because sometimes the best stories are sitting right in front of us at a traffic light.
Pilates: Exercise or Execution?
One Woman, a Discount DVD, and the Perils of Remembering to Breathe.
Armed with a discount Pilates DVD, a living room floor, and an unreasonable amount of optimism, Elaine sets out to improve her fitness. How difficult could it be?
A delightfully funny tale of good intentions, questionable flexibility, and the unexpected dangers of getting in shape.
Available soon!
Short reads
A few minutes. A few laughs.
Musing and Mayhem
Everyday life seen from the funny side.
Sloth Wisdom
Because sometimes the sloth gets it right.
Printables & Extras
Fun little things from Elaine’s desk

